The Brotherhood of the Wrench

What do Yale and NOLS Rocky Mountain have in common? Yes, they are both storied educational institutions. Yes, students at both institutions graduate as more intelligent, aware and well-rounded individuals. But the similarities run even deeper. Like Yale’s Skull and Bones secret society, NOLS Rocky Mountain has the Brotherhood of the Wrench.

On paper they are called the Transportation Department. However, after one step into the hallowed bays of the garage, the aura consumes you and it is obvious you’re not in Kansas anymore. As you make your way to the Great Chamber (office), ancient brotherhood contrivances surround you. Shortly you will be in the presence of Grand Master Steve Matson (Transportation Manager).

The members of the Brotherhood are the last people students see when they leave for the field, and the first people they see when they return. If Lander is the heart of NOLS RM, then Transportation is its veins and arteries. In a rare opportunity, the Rocky Mountain Interns had the privilege of an interview with Grand Master Matson.

Q: Exactly what is it you do here?
A: You know, after 31 years I’m still trying to figure that out. Most people wonder if they will even live that long.

Q: What can students do that you really appreciate?
A: When eating on the bus, make sure the food hits the target. Don’t spill milk. Practice great Expedition Behavior.

Q: Does the Brotherhood have a secret handshake?
A: We don’t. We try desperately not to touch each other.

Q: How would you describe what students smell like when you pick them up?
A: An overwhelming olfactory adventure.

Q: If the Brotherhood were a Nascar Pit Crew, who would hold what position?
A: Mark=Driver, Rob=Under the hood, Tom=Tires and lug nuts, Steve=Pit Boss

Q: There is a rumor that Bob Vila calls you for advice? Any comment?
A: Bob Vila needs advice.

Q: Do you have any nicknames for the fleet vehicles?
A: No names. Just numbers. All business.

Q: On belay?
A: Its true.

Belay off.